"Blether - n. foolish chatter. - v.intr. chatter foolishly [ME blather, f. ON blathra talk nonsense f. blathr nonsense]" - Concise Oxford Dictionary.
I think I look like Ming the Merciless (no - not the politician:remember Flash Gordon?)
You posted this at 12.50 - where is the free G&T that you get travelling first class?Remember you are Scottish!
But you don't have the moustache. I'll send for Dr Zarkov at once.